too many donuts.
where did my youthful butt go?
damn you, cellulite.

your molars peek through,
you push all my buttons—you’re
definitely two.


4 Responses to “mom-ku”  

  1. 1 Susan

    already pushing buttons? but she just turned two!!!

    cute haikus!

  2. 2 SpookyRach

    Ha ha! Those are great. Damn those donuts and their mind controlling powers!

  3. 3 StCasserole

    Too funny! Krispy Kremes and new Toofies!

  4. 4 NotShyChiRev

    The red light flashes.

    Thoughts of all the lost weight flee.

    Tomorrow’s regret.

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