So I receive a weekly e-mail from an organization that provides downloadable Sunday School curriculum. The e-mails include “what’s new this week.” Here’s what this week’s said:
Sex trafficking is available for pre-order now!
Wow. And they call themselves The Thoughtful Christian…
Published by reverendmother 2 years, 11 months ago in church, whimsy
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» A note to readers who are looking at the new blog: you’ll notice some “greatest hits” from reverendmother there, especially as I ramp up my writing in that space. Sorry for the déjà vu!
» There are no unsacred places; there are only sacred places and desecrated places. -Wendell Berry
» “The very least you can do in your life is to figure out what you hope for. And the most you can do is live inside that hope.” -Barbara Kingsolver

My favorite recent spam subject line is “Grow your piano.”
Give it a minute.
Damn, I messed that up:
It was “BIG your piano.”
Dammit.
cheryl didn’t want you to know
your breath needs help
your weight is a problem
you aren’t what employers are looking for
nobody wants to hurt your feelings
you should ask yourself
why does anyone care about you?
Speaking of gouging my eyes out….
a personal letter from santa
writ large
let me tell your wife
you hate to be wrong.
and more can be found at
http://www.spam-poetry.com
I’m the person on our staff that creates the weekly email blasts for http://www.thethoughtfulchristian.com. It’s definitely not spam. Although, from this angle it certainly does look like it. Ha Ha Ha! Thanks for your support!
Hey Andrew!
I do LOVE The Thoughtful Christian, by the way. Our church is a happy subscriber.