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Pregnant Woman Driven Insane
Ziploc containers, mismatched lids
believed to be cause

Braxton-Hicks, Insomnia Begin in Earnest
“Here we go again,” woman laments

Sisters Sign Peace Accord,
Acknowledge Each Other’s Right to Exist

Four year old: “She can share my room as long as she’s quiet”

Yet Another Mom Caves to Pestering;
Disney Princess Franchise Celebrates Continued Dominance

“At least it was on sale,” beleaguered mom rationalizes


7 Responses to “just the headlines”  

  1. 1 Kelley

    Great post. Tee hee! Hang in there.

  2. 2 Mindy

    I am so sorry for you but dang this is funny for us.

  3. 3 mibi52

    Having flashbacks. Hang in there!

  4. 4 ppb

    Those ziploc containers do it every time.

  5. 5 Mamala

    I love the “sisters” one!

  6. 6 Songbird

    I remember those times, although the children were boys and the dominating force was Nintendo.

  7. 7 Quotidian Grace

    Love it, love it!!

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