top ten elements of my life that would make good band names at reverendmother

10. Intact Placenta

9. Bilirubin
…Jewish punk rock artist

8. Gifts on the Doorstep
…CCM, or generic adult contemporary

7. Colostrum
…ambient/techno music

6. The Soft Spots
…1950s R&B

5. Laundry Avalanche

4. Rocking and Reading
…educational children’s music, book them for your next birthday party!

3. Let-Down Reflex

2. Cabin Fever

1. Pee-Soaked Diaper

Published by reverendmother 10 months, 2 weeks ago in bonus baby, whimsy

1 Keith Dec 2nd, 2007 at 1:49 pm

This reminded me of the RUDIMENTARY PENI grafitti in Studio City when I was in junior high.

(They were a UK anarcho-something-or-other band.)
2 Cathy Dec 2nd, 2007 at 2:23 pm

How about postpartum
3 Sarah Dec 2nd, 2007 at 3:21 pm

And then there’s everyone fave, the Meconium Stools…
4 carol howard merritt Dec 2nd, 2007 at 3:22 pm

My favorite band name was Urethra Franklin.
5 ppb Dec 2nd, 2007 at 4:43 pm

Okay, for the “so not a mom” club. I had to google several of these. I’d be the kid who bought the T shirt without understanding the irony of the band name.
6 reverendmother Dec 2nd, 2007 at 5:27 pm

Like the band that played at a friend’s high school prom: the Vertical Smiles.
7 sue Dec 2nd, 2007 at 6:23 pm

These are great rm! Rock on!
8 Mamala Dec 2nd, 2007 at 7:21 pm

And what about the campaign to promote these bands…the mucous plug?
9 reverendmother Dec 2nd, 2007 at 8:13 pm

LOL

We just had our first bedtime with just the two parents and the three kids, so I needed that. Yikes. It will get easier…
10 Ashley Goff Dec 3rd, 2007 at 11:51 am

This might be pushing the boundaries but how about this for a girls group:

Enema Girls

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