10. Intact Placenta
9. Bilirubin
…Jewish punk rock artist
8. Gifts on the Doorstep
…CCM, or generic adult contemporary
7. Colostrum
…ambient/techno music
6. The Soft Spots
…1950s R&B
5. Laundry Avalanche
4. Rocking and Reading
…educational children’s music, book them for your next birthday party!
3. Let-Down Reflex
2. Cabin Fever
1. Pee-Soaked Diaper
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» I’m looking for some new online reading materials–blogs, zines, whatever. Creative yet accessible, inspiring but not schmaltzy, smart but not impenetrable. Recommendations welcome.
» The latest on SBJ: at one year, he weighs 30.5 pounds (99%), is 32 inches tall (97%) and is 100% cute.
» I have been remiss in posting SBJ’s latest stats: 23 pounds and 27 inches at six months. Yes, I’ve got the big mama biceps.

This reminded me of the RUDIMENTARY PENI grafitti in Studio City when I was in junior high.
(They were a UK anarcho-something-or-other band.)
How about postpartum
And then there’s everyone fave, the Meconium Stools…
My favorite band name was Urethra Franklin.
Okay, for the “so not a mom” club. I had to google several of these. I’d be the kid who bought the T shirt without understanding the irony of the band name.
Like the band that played at a friend’s high school prom: the Vertical Smiles.
These are great rm! Rock on!
And what about the campaign to promote these bands…the mucous plug?
LOL
We just had our first bedtime with just the two parents and the three kids, so I needed that. Yikes. It will get easier…
This might be pushing the boundaries but how about this for a girls group:
Enema Girls