10. Intact Placenta

9. Bilirubin
…Jewish punk rock artist

8. Gifts on the Doorstep
…CCM, or generic adult contemporary

7. Colostrum
…ambient/techno music

6. The Soft Spots
…1950s R&B

5. Laundry Avalanche

4. Rocking and Reading
…educational children’s music, book them for your next birthday party!

3. Let-Down Reflex

2. Cabin Fever

1. Pee-Soaked Diaper


10 Responses to “top ten elements of my life that would make good band names”  

  1. 1 Keith

    This reminded me of the RUDIMENTARY PENI grafitti in Studio City when I was in junior high.

    (They were a UK anarcho-something-or-other band.)

  2. 2 Cathy

    How about postpartum

  3. 3 Sarah

    And then there’s everyone fave, the Meconium Stools…

  4. 4 carol howard merritt

    My favorite band name was Urethra Franklin.

  5. 5 ppb

    Okay, for the “so not a mom” club. I had to google several of these. I’d be the kid who bought the T shirt without understanding the irony of the band name.

  6. 6 reverendmother

    Like the band that played at a friend’s high school prom: the Vertical Smiles.

  7. 7 sue

    These are great rm! Rock on!

  8. 8 Mamala

    And what about the campaign to promote these bands…the mucous plug?

  9. 9 reverendmother

    LOL

    We just had our first bedtime with just the two parents and the three kids, so I needed that. Yikes. It will get easier…

  10. 10 Ashley Goff

    This might be pushing the boundaries but how about this for a girls group:

    Enema Girls

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