10. Intact Placenta
9. Bilirubin
…Jewish punk rock artist
8. Gifts on the Doorstep
…CCM, or generic adult contemporary
7. Colostrum
…ambient/techno music
6. The Soft Spots
…1950s R&B
5. Laundry Avalanche
4. Rocking and Reading
…educational children’s music, book them for your next birthday party!
3. Let-Down Reflex
2. Cabin Fever
1. Pee-Soaked Diaper